10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.