10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.