10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts