10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "No river, no fish."