10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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