10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel