10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.