10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is for loners.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz