10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.