10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-