10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.