10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen