10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed