10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is for loners.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak