10 Random Poker Quotes

Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
"I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
I should have stayed home and played with myself.