10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.