10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com