10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?