10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is for loners.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer