10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson