10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• It's Free To Fold...
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?