10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek