10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament