10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed