10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.