10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• It's Free To Fold...
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.