10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)