10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.