10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.