10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi