10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is for loners.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003