10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.