10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow