10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• It's Free To Fold...
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!