10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)