10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo