10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer