10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters