10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.