10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.