10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- It's Free To Fold...
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"