10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Welcome to kicker school
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."