10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament