10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury