10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "No river, no fish."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"