10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A