10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
"First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
It's Free To Fold...
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
Those eggs smell delicious!
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.