10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!