10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio