10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Fold and live to fold again